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Anonymous asked: what is the saddest canonverse dean/cas fic you have ever read?
Heya: actually that’s really difficult to answer if you want something strictly canon, ie that doesn’t deviate in any way at all? If I can widen the...
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rae is the worst because I’m in love with her hobo!cas au and she talks about dean taking hobo!cas home for christmas and...
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AU where Dean is a police officer and Cas is a homeless man he keeps coming across. they talk sometimes and Dean never has the...
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Sam’s powers are super strong now.
- Didn’t even touch Meg and she died.
- Made out with a girl ten years ago and she died.
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rifa:
Fun fact: Dustin Hoffman and Bob...
Because Gabriel’s not dead - just moonlighting as the Pepsi Max guy.
THE DOGS NAME IS SAMMY ;A;
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Basically how I imagine all the Wincest shippers felt once Cas was introduced.
Based on the notorious Jake from State Farm commercial!
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Ten must-read Dean/Cas fics:
[part 2]
300 Things Genre: AU, college, professor!CasRating: PG-13 to NC-17, depending on partWarning: Language, sexuality, alcoholism, real lifeWord Count: 76,500Summary: Dean’s life at twenty-four makes him feel like he’s forty—he works two jobs to help pay bills for his house and put his genius little brother through private school, and has spent six years (on and off, let’s be honest) working on his mechanical engineering degree at KU. With so much of his life devoted to his family, Dean has little time in his schedule for class and no time for social interaction. Then, while getting his classes together for the fall, he finds himself in a do-or-die situation: He must take his last literature class now, his spring already filled with those left for his major…except that none of the English classes will fit his schedule. This is how Dean grovels and begs Dr. Castiel Milton to make a special arrangement for him, and Dr. Milton does.
An Exercise in ‘Worthless’ Genre: AU, tattoo artist!Dean/professor!CasRating: RWarning: Brief talk of harming others with a tattoo gunWord Count: 26,546Summary: Dean makes a hefty living as a tattoo artist who owns the space next to Gabriel’s cafe. Sam attends the local university. When Gabe’s cousin comes to live with him while starting grad school at Sam’s university, Dean thinks for sure that all his negative karma’s coming to bite him in the ass because Cas clearly has a thing for Sam. No one would ever choose him over Sam. That’s just logic.
Ghost Dance Rating: NC-17Spoilers: Season 5Warning: Pre-narrative character deaths, depictions of brain damage and mental illness, major angst, minor elements of dub-conWord Count: 51,380Summary: In post-apocalyptic isolation, Castiel nurses Dean back to something like his former self, but will a time come when Dean’s recovered —and rediscovered— too much?
Have Love, Will Travel Genre: AU, stripper!Dean/writer!CasRating: NC-17Warning: References to PTSD and agoraphobia might be triggery for some.Word Count: 94,000Summary: Castiel Novak is a reclusive writer with a childhood so tragic it’s left him terrified to leave his home—until his overbearing brother, Gabriel, drags him out for a night on the town full of booze and strip clubs, and he encounters Dean Winchester, a mesmerizing and mysterious stripper with secrets of his own. Both men find themselves inexplicably drawn to each other, and soon Dean’s private dances for Castiel become much more, as both men confess their troubles and find solace in each other’s company. But neither can seem to find the courage to take their relationship further than the intimacy of the club’s VIP Room—and just when Dean’s own brother gives him the excuse he needs to finally admit his feelings, Dean discovers something that brings it all crumbling down. Will they find a way past their demons and their trust issues, and back to each other?
Named Rating: RSpoilers: 4x22Warning: Blasphemy. There is also a section where the dialog is entirely in Spanish; hover your mouse over the dialog for a floating translation.Word Count: 95,000Summary: Jesus Christ is dead. Somehow, that isn’t the worst part of Dean’s week.
Peanut Butter-Pumpkin Wedding Cake Genre: AU, romantic comedyRating: NC-17Warning: Sex, movie clichesWord Count: 31,000Summary: The good ones are sometimes assholes and always taken.
Play It All Night Long Genre: AURating: NC-17Warning: Language, sexuality, alcoholism, real lifeWord Count: 43,000Summary: The rom-com-ish one where Dean hosts a late night radio show, Castiel is a regular listener of his who starts calling one day and ends up calling more often than not and Dean finds himself liking it. This, until one day Castiel calls for not exactly petty reasons (just before Dean’s brother Sam is visiting with his girlfriend for spring break) and things get very, very crowdy at his place. He also doesn’t know it’s just the beginning of it. Also features Gabriel, Chuck, Andy, the Roadhouse crew and a huge amount of music quoted. Especially Bob Dylan.
Point Pleasant Genre: AU, horror, writer!Dean/sheriff!CasRating: NC-17Warning: Graphic depictions of violence, character death (not Dean or Cas)Word Count: 172,579Summary: Dean Winchester grew up in the idyllic town of Point Pleasant, West Virginia. A terrifying encounter with the supernatural during his childhood shaped his worldview and served as the catalyst for his successful career as a bestselling horror writer. Dean left Point Pleasant at the age of twenty, driven from his hometown by rejection and heartbreak, but thirteen years after abandoning his home and family, Dean finds himself drawn back to the town by the promise of investigating the apparent reemergence of the supernatural creature responsible for Dean’s childhood nightmares. Once back in Point Pleasant, Dean is confronted not only by the town’s resident monster, the Mothman, but also by his childhood best friend, Castiel Novak. Together, with Bobby Singer—the old drunk who lives on the edge of town—Dean and Castiel uncover the mystery of Point Pleasant’s Mothman in all its terrifying reality. Point Pleasant is a horror story, but aims to show that the ghosts that haunt us are sometimes made of flesh and blood. And sometimes, they lead us home.
The Girlfriend Experience Rating: NC-17Spoilers: Season 5, pre-Swan SongWord Count: 15,393Summary: While it’s not like Dean hasn’t had a couple of truly regrettable hit-and-runs in his sexual history, this is probably the saddest fucking thing that has ever happened to him.
The Voice of the Turtledove Genre: AU, priest!Cas Rating: NC-17Warning: Blasphemy. Theological posturing. Possible underage sex - although Dean is 17, which meets the age of consent where this story takes place. Human!Cas, obviously. Vague insinuations of sibling incest (Castiel/Jimmy, in thought only). Religiously based homophobia. Internalised homophobia in the narrative voice. Shredding of a number of tenets of the Roman Catholic church. Too many Biblical references. Priest!kink and all that comes with it, basically.Word Count: 60,645Summary: Castiel was eleven years old when he first felt there was something wrong with him. He’s twenty-nine, a Roman Catholic priest in a small New England village, before Dean Winchester shows him that there isn’t.](http://24.media.tumblr.com/1947fc1ea97e2ee76547587727f019b6/tumblr_mgcfqeb6vD1qdfg4jo1_500.png)
Ten must-read Dean/Cas fics:
[part 2]
300 Things
Genre: AU, college, professor!Cas
Rating: PG-13 to NC-17, depending on part
Warning: Language, sexuality, alcoholism, real life
Word Count: 76,500
Summary: Dean’s life at twenty-four makes him feel like he’s forty—he works two jobs to help pay bills for his house and put his genius little brother through private school, and has spent six years (on and off, let’s be honest) working on his mechanical engineering degree at KU. With so much of his life devoted to his family, Dean has little time in his schedule for class and no time for social interaction. Then, while getting his classes together for the fall, he finds himself in a do-or-die situation: He must take his last literature class now, his spring already filled with those left for his major…except that none of the English classes will fit his schedule. This is how Dean grovels and begs Dr. Castiel Milton to make a special arrangement for him, and Dr. Milton does.An Exercise in ‘Worthless’
Genre: AU, tattoo artist!Dean/professor!Cas
Rating: R
Warning: Brief talk of harming others with a tattoo gun
Word Count: 26,546
Summary: Dean makes a hefty living as a tattoo artist who owns the space next to Gabriel’s cafe. Sam attends the local university. When Gabe’s cousin comes to live with him while starting grad school at Sam’s university, Dean thinks for sure that all his negative karma’s coming to bite him in the ass because Cas clearly has a thing for Sam. No one would ever choose him over Sam. That’s just logic.Ghost Dance
Rating: NC-17
Spoilers: Season 5
Warning: Pre-narrative character deaths, depictions of brain damage and mental illness, major angst, minor elements of dub-con
Word Count: 51,380
Summary: In post-apocalyptic isolation, Castiel nurses Dean back to something like his former self, but will a time come when Dean’s recovered —and rediscovered— too much?Have Love, Will Travel
Genre: AU, stripper!Dean/writer!Cas
Rating: NC-17
Warning: References to PTSD and agoraphobia might be triggery for some.
Word Count: 94,000
Summary: Castiel Novak is a reclusive writer with a childhood so tragic it’s left him terrified to leave his home—until his overbearing brother, Gabriel, drags him out for a night on the town full of booze and strip clubs, and he encounters Dean Winchester, a mesmerizing and mysterious stripper with secrets of his own. Both men find themselves inexplicably drawn to each other, and soon Dean’s private dances for Castiel become much more, as both men confess their troubles and find solace in each other’s company. But neither can seem to find the courage to take their relationship further than the intimacy of the club’s VIP Room—and just when Dean’s own brother gives him the excuse he needs to finally admit his feelings, Dean discovers something that brings it all crumbling down. Will they find a way past their demons and their trust issues, and back to each other?Named
Rating: R
Spoilers: 4x22
Warning: Blasphemy. There is also a section where the dialog is entirely in Spanish; hover your mouse over the dialog for a floating translation.
Word Count: 95,000
Summary: Jesus Christ is dead. Somehow, that isn’t the worst part of Dean’s week.Peanut Butter-Pumpkin Wedding Cake
Genre: AU, romantic comedy
Rating: NC-17
Warning: Sex, movie cliches
Word Count: 31,000
Summary: The good ones are sometimes assholes and always taken.Play It All Night Long
Genre: AU
Rating: NC-17
Warning: Language, sexuality, alcoholism, real life
Word Count: 43,000
Summary: The rom-com-ish one where Dean hosts a late night radio show, Castiel is a regular listener of his who starts calling one day and ends up calling more often than not and Dean finds himself liking it. This, until one day Castiel calls for not exactly petty reasons (just before Dean’s brother Sam is visiting with his girlfriend for spring break) and things get very, very crowdy at his place. He also doesn’t know it’s just the beginning of it. Also features Gabriel, Chuck, Andy, the Roadhouse crew and a huge amount of music quoted. Especially Bob Dylan.Point Pleasant
Genre: AU, horror, writer!Dean/sheriff!Cas
Rating: NC-17
Warning: Graphic depictions of violence, character death (not Dean or Cas)
Word Count: 172,579
Summary: Dean Winchester grew up in the idyllic town of Point Pleasant, West Virginia. A terrifying encounter with the supernatural during his childhood shaped his worldview and served as the catalyst for his successful career as a bestselling horror writer. Dean left Point Pleasant at the age of twenty, driven from his hometown by rejection and heartbreak, but thirteen years after abandoning his home and family, Dean finds himself drawn back to the town by the promise of investigating the apparent reemergence of the supernatural creature responsible for Dean’s childhood nightmares. Once back in Point Pleasant, Dean is confronted not only by the town’s resident monster, the Mothman, but also by his childhood best friend, Castiel Novak. Together, with Bobby Singer—the old drunk who lives on the edge of town—Dean and Castiel uncover the mystery of Point Pleasant’s Mothman in all its terrifying reality. Point Pleasant is a horror story, but aims to show that the ghosts that haunt us are sometimes made of flesh and blood. And sometimes, they lead us home.The Girlfriend Experience
Rating: NC-17
Spoilers: Season 5, pre-Swan Song
Word Count: 15,393
Summary: While it’s not like Dean hasn’t had a couple of truly regrettable hit-and-runs in his sexual history, this is probably the saddest fucking thing that has ever happened to him.The Voice of the Turtledove
Genre: AU, priest!Cas
Rating: NC-17
Warning: Blasphemy. Theological posturing. Possible underage sex - although Dean is 17, which meets the age of consent where this story takes place. Human!Cas, obviously. Vague insinuations of sibling incest (Castiel/Jimmy, in thought only). Religiously based homophobia. Internalised homophobia in the narrative voice. Shredding of a number of tenets of the Roman Catholic church. Too many Biblical references. Priest!kink and all that comes with it, basically.
Word Count: 60,645
Summary: Castiel was eleven years old when he first felt there was something wrong with him. He’s twenty-nine, a Roman Catholic priest in a small New England village, before Dean Winchester shows him that there isn’t.
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Sam/Jess and Dean/Cas parallels: “Care about”
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which one of you little shits figured it out
i demand an answer
WHAT
WHAT’S HAPPENING
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the sacrifice in 8x23 is dean’s heterosexuality
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“Come on, you wimp.”
8.19 Taxi Driver#OKAY BENNY FEELINGS #i have so many feelings over them #and how they call each other brother #not actual brothers but blood brothers #a pact like spit in the palm of their hands #and they have that little boy’s faith in each other #like the little boys that make those pacts and do anything to keep them #they’re best friends and the kind of brothers you make and they could have been the support they both needed #dean could have made a place for benny #could have made him fit in their lives and sam wouldve come around #and benny would have been that older brother #that wise sarcastic soft spoken older brother dean’s always needed #a guiding hand and a place for advice outside of sam and the grave whispers of his father #because there are things that he needs i think that benny could have been #and he could have been to benny #like blood brothers
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Team Free Will’s first scenes
Take a moment to look at the lighting, the shadows, the primary colors…Sam is seen in RED, the color and hatred that would one day take over his body and soul. Cas is in YELLOW, at first as bright as the light of his true form only to dim out in the end. And Dean… our dear Dean is submerged in BLUE, overcome with sorrow and the burden of his past. The beauty though is the fact that these three need each other. They balance and compliment each other just like the primary colors.
cinematography feels
PLEASE NO
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It’s not a crime to need your job.#you wear your duty like armour made of lead #it is not pretty (your job will never be pretty) #and it weighs on you #heavily #you carry on #as you always do #you encounter others#briefly #they were their heroism like tinfoil armour #you are not a hero #you don’t pretend to be #you are necessery #you are the parts of people they don’t like to acknowledge #the ugly shadowy parts #the answer to the question ‘what would i do?’ #that people like to pose to themselves over half a bottle of red wine #they don’t like the answer truthfull #(i would kill them. i would kill them all) #you are not a hero. #you are simply yourself#no one acknowledges the bravery of that #you carry on. #as you always do. (via theplanetmidnight)
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